Sure, people can still smoke a spliff in 2035 (assuming our robot overlords allow it). But why would anyone want to? The future of cannabis consumption makes hitting a bong look as old-school as churning butter. With so many options available, navigating the modern dispensary’s diverse product selection requires a whole new approach. Edibles have gone from “pot brownies that taste like dirt and make people question their existence” to “precision-dosed, fast-acting gourmet treats that provide a predictable lift.” Cannabis beverages are the new Bud Light. Well, except they won’t give anyone a beer gut or make them text their ex.
